I get to read The Lord of the Rings and graphic novels and call it background research.

lolmythesis:

English, University of Chicago.

humansofnewyork:

"I’m trying to stay calm while watching all my friends get accepted to Ivy League schools."

humansofnewyork:

"I’m trying to stay calm while watching all my friends get accepted to Ivy League schools."

If you expand eligibility for Medicaid, more people will enroll.

lolmythesis:

Ph.D. in Public Policy Studies, University of Chicago

The amount of time that humans devote to altering the physical state of butter proves that the medium is more than just a spread, and is in fact a physical manifestation of excessive human pride in their own creations.

lolmythesis:

Art History, The University of Chicago

"It’s like negative hella degrees outside"

— The entire country of America (via puppynatalieforscience)

(via blackandpreppy)

Anonymous said: What house are you in? I am still debating which ones to put on my housing app

I’d rather not disclose that just because uchicago is small enough to figure out who I am pretty quickly. But I can tell you that we used to be in Pierce. 

I’m pretty sure the housing app doesn’t allow you to pick specific houses (unless it’s changed from prior years). However, specific buildings generally have similar house cultures. 

Snell-Hitch/BJ/far away dorms are more “uchicago”/strong house culture and Max/South are “normal college-ish”/less house culture. I wrote up a post before if you want to read about it and looking online/the housing website is a pretty good bet. 

Keep the questions coming! 

coordinatebraintomouth:

This is my nightmare.

coordinatebraintomouth:

This is my nightmare.

(Source: coordinate-butt-to-mouth)

When I make the mistake of leaving my house when it’s still snowy outside

whatshouldbetchescallme:

Everything Henry II and Thomas Becket did was pretty much just a giant slapfight.

lolmythesis:

History, University of Chicago

Just put me out of my misery uchicago

Just put me out of my misery uchicago